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10:36 p.m. - 2005-09-27 ipod nano are starting another cr4z3: (';') says: you are so NaNo! Uber Cool Flash Opener: Mundane Blogging sketch: Then its �yawnz, I gtg, goodnight.� Then both of them proceed to cut bits of the conversation and post it on their blogs. And jump into bed happily to sleep. It is about 5 am in the morning. Milestones of Internet Achievement Sketch: �Speech Speech Speech Speech�� the crowd chants. �Thank you, thank you. The first website I want to go to is big n bouncy wouncy dot com.� More clap-clap. Game nostalgia cum Lattice of coincidence sketch: Of which some are rather absurd, like players suddenly floating into the air; shooting a soldier and his armour flies off till he�s totally naked and running around like a headless chicken trying to hide; a cheesy disco track comes on, everybody stops fighting and starts dancing; the timer of the bomb counts down but it doesn�t explode, instead out pops a sardine fish flapping around. Then the guy wakes out of his daydream, and what do you have, an old lady carrying her bag of groceries drops a can of sardines and it rolls and lands by his feet. Inane Internet Lies & Pranks Sketch: 2 guys on msn making up lies about hacking into google, and using google earth to point missiles at someone�s home. More internet pranks include sending disgusting pics to unsuspecting friends and sending mail bombs to bust their email accounts. On MSN: mantaray] says: Then its Faking disabilities, and general acting retarded like talking about philosophical bullshit. Don�t take it seriously please. �you are obviously correct by stating the obvious!� Irrelevant REAL OFFLINE WORLD SCENES � this is the part to educate our viewers outside of the Internets that there is actually a REAL WORLD outside. These Scenes come with a REAL OFFLINE WORLD tag and they miscellaneously contain: A team of Gyrating teenage girls in skimpy outfits, Crowds of people churning up clothes at a sale, people playing basketball, People walking by at orchard road and staring at the camera noticeably, gyrating teenage girls in skimpy outfits outside Mohammed Sultan Road (I don�t know what the hell they are doing there!) Stupid Hacking sketch: Animal Sketch: Songs of praise sketch: The End. A digital fallout occurs, everything is wiped out. Other episodes might contain: Digital Encounters � internet romance, penpals, awful auctions, forum trolls, flamewars, replying to spam. Lame Computer Jokes � jokes that have been told too many times like the cd-rom tray being used as cupholder. Repeat many incarnations of it until it becomes a Buddha. Discerning Luddites Yahoo Group - people that refuse to use certain software (i.e. WORD, POWERPOINT, PHOTOSHOP, 3ds Max, UNIX, some people refuse to use the keyboard, etc) grouping together to bitch and share in-jokes. Software learning sketch � How to become a 3d expert. How to become a photoshop expert. How to excel in Microsoft Excel. We jump the baby steps and skip the toddler talk and go straight to Advanced Theories of Software - Everyone can be an Expert! Poetry on the Net � heartwrenching poems of isolation, love and EMO. It�s My Life! (livejournal). Letters from my Internet Penpals � Weird letters with funny English are sent from my Internet Penpals: �A male goes to bed on the rail of a train in Fukuoka today and did train suicide.� This is how I learn more about the culture of another country. Desktop Art � a look at how some people�s computer desktops look like. We have icons arranged to form words, star constellations, or just a few huge icons. we're coming bulldozing @ you
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