10:45 p.m. - 2002-06-28
so why get mad at me?
sparrow once said, without me, life goes on...so why get mad at me?
this is a story of sparrow and kelvin tan.(all apologies to the innocent in this farce.)
sparrow is the offline loser who chirps corny nonsense online due to extenuating circumstances. what these circumstances are, we will find out at length later.
so sparrow chirps nonsense and the fans he dislike lap it all up and the critics he also dislike feel angry or jealous and slag him all the more. admist this crazy two hour show, sparrow laughs to himself and thinks of monty python and how pple think of it as art.
so anyway, kelvin tan was innocently playing in an interview with BigO and to a question from an astute reporter about the difficulty of understanding what his art is all about, kelvin tan replies, "i never said that my art is meant to be easy to understand or entertaining...if you want entertainment, go read sparrow."
so the editor upon hearing this comment, immediately sent out the reporter on another assignment. he was to interview sparrow and find out his thoughts about kelvin tan's comments. this is to create some kind of verbal war between the two pple and the "art" they represent.
of course, sparrow was all the more willing to embarass himself in public again and knowing the purpose of the reporter's visit, he made this reply, "hahaha *imitation of parisian laughter* i dunno whats all the fuss about? one of us tries to be seriously arty and fails... while the other tries to be seriously funny and fails. but then again, we only fail in public but we never fail ourselves if we give ourselves a pass in private."
